Me (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} amusedmaze) wrote,@ 2006-11-20 08:31:00 |
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One for the other side!
So this started on myspace where I found a list of "How To Be A Good Democrat". And although some of the statements are extreme, they make some good points. You can view the list and discussion of the list here, as discussed with a most trusted conservative friend.
And so this morning, I found a list from the other side about "How To Be A Good Republican". Interesting...
So this started on myspace where I found a list of "How To Be A Good Democrat". And although some of the statements are extreme, they make some good points. You can view the list and discussion of the list here, as discussed with a most trusted conservative friend.
And so this morning, I found a list from the other side about "How To Be A Good Republican". Interesting...
*Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.
*Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney then did business with
him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find bin Laden"
diversion.
*Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
*The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.
*A woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.
*The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
*If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
*A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
then demand their cooperation and money.
*Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing
health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance
companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
*Global warming and tobacco's links to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.
*A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.
*Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
Internet.
*The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
*Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
for your recovery.
*Support of "Executive Privilege" only for every Republican ever born
who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
*What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what G.W. Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
*Support the hunters who shoot their friends and blame the victims for
wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.
*I mean, think about it. Other than the war in Iraq, the Katrina
disaster, the deficit, the CIA leak, torture, stopping stem cell
research, homeland security, global warming and undercutting science,
we've yet to really feel the negative effects of the Bush
administration." -- Bill Moyers
Clinton.
*Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney then did business with
him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find bin Laden"
diversion.
*Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
*The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.
*A woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.
*The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
*If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
*A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
then demand their cooperation and money.
*Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing
health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance
companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
*Global warming and tobacco's links to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.
*A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.
*Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
Internet.
*The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
*Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
for your recovery.
*Support of "Executive Privilege" only for every Republican ever born
who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
*What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what G.W. Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
*Support the hunters who shoot their friends and blame the victims for
wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.
*I mean, think about it. Other than the war in Iraq, the Katrina
disaster, the deficit, the CIA leak, torture, stopping stem cell
research, homeland security, global warming and undercutting science,
we've yet to really feel the negative effects of the Bush
administration." -- Bill Moyers
